Drew: Anyway before I go on...today we don't have the usual improvs here, instead we have decided to have some very special guest here today. Today we have four of the five Voltron force members, Keith, Lance, Pidge and Hunk. Give 'em an applause everybody.

*audience cheers*

Drew: Good to have you here today fellers
Keith: Hello!
Lance: Yo! What'sup everybody Voltron is in da house
Hunk: Hey There!
Pidge: Good evening Drew glad to be here on Earth...

Drew: So to everyone who hasn't seen this show before. These comedians here are gonna make up everything right on the spot, skits, puns, slams, the whole she-bang! And in here the points don't matter..Yup! Just like Zarkon's sex life.

*audeince laughs loudly*

Drew: Okay then..the first game is called "Superheroes". We'll start out with Keith then being followed by Lance and the others...anyone's got a suggestion for Keith's alter-ego?

Keith: Oh boy!
Lance: *smiles evilly* Have fun!

*audience shouts out some comments*

Drew: Hmmm...what was that? Thong kid? Bishouen Man? Pretty Boy? Okay then Keith is known as Sissy Boy and now for a crisis...what's some suggestions for those? *audeince yells* Eh? Speak up...Oh ha ha ha! Okay....Keith is Pretty Boy and the crisis is the attack of spiders And here we go!

Keith: *laughs* You really wanna embarrass me don't you?
Drew: It's fun and so easy..I do it all the time...now away you go!

Keith: *walks around like a sissy girl talking in a high pitch girly voice* La la la! What the? Oh my God! Aaah! Spiders! Millions of them Eek! (jumps up on nearby chair holding up an imaginary skirt) Heeelp Me! I need some help from my superhero friends.

Lance: *walks in* I am here Sissy Boy..what is the problem?

Keith: Ooh! Thank goodness you're here....Uh...Clint Eastwood Reject.

*Drew Laughs loudly*

Lance: *talks in a raspy horrible voice holding an imaginary gun* Go on ahead spiders, make my day...I already took down eight drugdealers, five hitmen, twenty gangs, my ex-wife, my dog, come on now..go on ahead and make it complete....Er Aaah! They are in my clothes...ack! Get them out! Get them out! Ah Hell! *Jumps on the same chair as Keith*

Keith: So much for heroism! *Looks at Lance with a sly smile* Hmm...tell me big boy do you work out at the gym?

*Audience laughs*
*Hunk runs in*

Hunk: Hey guys...I just heard there was a crisis and *makes a squish sound and lifts up one foot* Er nevermind I now know...Eck! These guys are everywhere!

Lance: Thank God you're here...um...The Lone Hunkateer.

Hunk: *Swishes an imaginary sword and speaks in a phoney French accent* Take that and that you vile demons, go back to the hell you came from...Owch! These guys bite! Ow ow ow! Ooh the pain the agony! Hey gentlemen...Got any room on that chair? *Jumps up on the same chair as Keith and Lance*

Lance: Owch! Aah! Things are now getting crowded
Keith: *sighs* Whoo! This is my lucky day!!

*Drew and Audience laugh harder*

Lance: Now what are we gonna do? We can't just stand here forever?
Keith: *Batters eyelashes at Lance* I personally don't mind it at all!
Hunk: Mind stop hitting on him?!

*Pidge hurries in*

Pidge: Hey fellers gave in just in time...what's the problem? Why are all you guys standing on one chair?

Hunk: Ah tis so wonderful you are here...eh...Chibi Vegeta!

Drew: Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Stop it my sides are splitting!

Pidge: *ruffles his already messed up hair and talks form his high-pitched voice to a low arrogant voice* Baka! There must be a zillion of those treacherous earth creatures here..but they won't get past I the powerful Prince of All Saiyans! *Pretends to powerup but no go...* Uh oh!

K+L+H: What?!!

Pidge: *anime sweatdrop* I seem to have forgotten to recharge my batteries this morning....Er got any room for one more? *Jumps on the already crowded chair*

Lance: Great! Now what do we do...here's no stopping these vile creatures!!
Hunk: Has anyone ever tired calling the exterminator?

Keith: I have tried before but those icky sweaty phones and the number buttons broke my perfect nails! *looks at his hands with sympathically*

Pidge: Wonderful...we are stuck on this chair being attacked by spiders and we cannot even call the exterminator because the phone is in the next room! Baka! We'll be eaten alive!! Can it get any worse?

Keith: *twirls a strand of black hair and talks in a seductive tone* We'll...I have an idea to past the time!! *smiles*

Hunk, Pidge and Lance: AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

*The chair finally gives way and the entire Voltron men all fell down to the floor in a massive mess*

Drew: *presses the buzzer wildly* Ha ha ha! Great job guys!! 500 hundred points to all of ya and a thousand for Keith for being very manly enough out there on stage!

Keith: Why thank ya darling!

*audience laughs*

Drew: Oh and by the way Hunk...the real Prince Vegeta was actually no taller than old Pidge here in the Dragonball Z series...
Hunk: Oh sure! Being all perfect now are we?
Pidge: Whoo hoo! Power to da little people!

Drew: Alrightly then....now our second game is called "props". Here we'll pass out different objects and they'll have to make up as many things as they can with the object. *Pulls out a box* Here you go guys!

*Drew hands Keith and Lance a few round spheres with a long stick though it, then he passes Pidge and Hunk a couple of cones attached with a short string*

Drew: Okay guys start NOW!!

Keith: Now THIS is a good kabob! *pretends to bite into it* MMmmmm....

*Buzzer goes off*

Pidge: *Holds up the object in disgust* So this is what Nanny does in her nights out!
Hunk: Ack! Put it away! It's so horrible to look!

*audience laughs loudly*
*Buzzer goes off*

Lance: *moves a few spheres along the stick* I am glad you gave this giant-sized abacus…it helps me a lot!

*Buzzer goes off*

Hunk: *Puts the cones over his ears*
Pidge: Ah Princess Leia! Like you did with your hair!

*Buzzer goes off*

Drew: Ha ha ha!

Keith: *Twists the stick into a circle* Like my birthday present for Princess Allura?
Lance: She'll love it!

*Buzzer goes off*

Hunk: Try out these new tres chique designer sunglasses! *Puts the cones over Pidge's eyes* Wow! YOU look stunning!
Pidge: Hmm..maybe I should get a second pair...

Drew: Ha ha ha!! *Presses the button like Mad* Whoo! Alright then guys! That was hilarious...a thousand points for you all...including Allura and Nanny whom we probably have insulted...no offense ladies! Anyway...now we go on to a game called "Party Quirks". It'll start out as Pidge being a host of a party and his friends coming in...Lance, Keith and Hunk has each gotten a card with an identity that you have to act and Pidge has to guess...and away you go!!

Pidge: Dum dum dee dum...hmm...am I missing anything? *Doorbell rings* Oh! They're here already..can't let them wait! *walks towards to were Keith was standing and opens an imaginary door* Keith m'boy! Come on in....we've got lots of food and drinks for you all.

Keith: (A stressed out robeast) Oh man what A day! first I was sleeping peacefully then next thing I know I am being thrown out into space expected to fight off a huge tin can. Sheesh! Don't these people give me any dignity around here! Hey I work I pay my taxes but WHY AM I being given this torture?!!! Baaahhh!!

Pidge: Okay..I think you definitely need a drink...would you like anything cold and hard? *Doorbells rings again* Oh boy!! Hold on a second I am Coming! *goes to where Hunk stood* Oh Hunk come in come in....

Hunk: (exorcist) *Looks at Pidge's spikey hair* Ah! The Hair of the ultimate evil! *Puts a hand on Pidge's forehead* Release damn you! Release the poor soul you have entrapped your darkness of hell....

Pidge: Ow! You're giving me a headache! *Doorbell* Please hold that thought for a second....*walks over to Lance* Hey there ol'buddy old pal...was'up?

Lance: (male erotic dancer) Hey there Ladies! Hot stuff coming through! *does a few pelvis thrust and starts strippin his shirt off literally in front of the cameras* Oh YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!! WHO"S YOUR DADDY?!!

*Ladies in the audience starts screaming loudly*
*Drew hits the buzzer but Lance keeps on dancing away*

Pidge: Oookay! Are you sure you are not supposed to be at Sissy Boy's party? *Turns around to have Hunk's hand on his forehead again* OW! What did I just say?!

Hunk: ARGH! The demon has turned the young man against us! Damn them bastards! GET OUT OF BODY NOW!!!! Go back to where you come from you hellhounds!!

Keith: Hmm...I wonder if I am possessed? Maybe that's the reason why I AM SOOOOO STRESSED! Somebody get me out of this nightmare! I hate my life...if only that overgrown tin can would come over and hack me with that blazing sword of theirs!

Pidge: *Tries to get Hunk's hand off his head* Hey! You are crushing your hand into my skull!!

Hunk: Leave the boy NOW VILE DEMON!!!

Pidge: I think you are at the wrong movie dear Exorcist!
Drew: *rings the buzzer* Good job!

*Hunk walks back to his seat*

Lance: Hey there! Great party! (keeps on dirty dancing near the cameras)
Pidge: I did not hire a male stripper!

Drew: Actually that's Male Erotic Dancer!
Pidge: Close enough! Other than that he's practically acting like himself!
Hunk: Ooh! Shutdown!

Pidge: *Looks over at the now "drunk" Keith* Hey you alright?
Keith: NO! Not when you are expected to win against some strange deformed piece of steel, but I can't! I just cannot win that big robot thingy. I cannot take it anymore!!

Pidge: *Dumbfounded* What the hell? Boy do you need a psychiatrist!
Keith: yeah well...what do ya know? You and your buddies are always there kicking our asses!

Pidge: Yeah...A robeast with a serious attitude problem!

*Buzzer goes off*

Drew: A stressed out robeast!
Pidge: So close!

*Pidge and Keith walks back to their seats*

Drew: Great job guys! A whoppin 500 points for all of you and 2000 points for Pidge since he has tolerated Hunk and the others when they has insulted his hair twice today!

Pidge: Aaaaaalllriiiiiight!!

Drew: Now our last game is called "World's Worst". Each one of the Voltron force members will come out and pretend to be the "World's worst Doom Soldier" and awaaaaay you go!!

Hunk: Hey what this button do? *Presses an imaginary switch* Oh! so THAT'S where the self-destruct switch for the Revenge was!

Pidge: *looks at the Camera* Hey Haggar! Are you free this Saturday?

Drew: Ha ha ha!!

Lance: Hmm...How do you work this light saber? *Presses an imaginary button and makes a swoosh sound, crouches over painfully and speaks in a high-pitched voice* Ooh! Nevermind...I know now! Aaah!

*Most of the women in the crowd laughs uncontrollably and all the men young and old in the audience cringe in extreme pain*

Keith: Heeh heeh! Someday I will take over the Doom empire and King Zarkon will have to obey ME! Muwa ha ha ha ha! *turns around and face turns white* Oh Zarkon! I didn't see you behind me...tell me your majesty how long were you there?

Pidge: I am KING OF THE WORLD! Whoo hoo!

Hunk: *starts shaking his hips* Shake your bon-bon! Shake your Bon-bon!

*The Women in the audience starts screaming loudly at Hunk's dancing*
Drew: Ha ha ha ha! Eat your heart out Ricky Martin! You got some competition!

Keith: *walks crooked around the room* Hey there Lotor! *hic!* Great stuff you got there…and the women! Whoo! Boy are they hot stuff. Oh! That was yoours?! Oh shiiiit! I bad? *hic*

Drew: *press the buzzer!* Okay guys! That was great! A thousand points for all of you! *Looks at the camera* Don't go away...Who's line is it anyway will be right back!

*Load o' Commercials passes and the Camera turns to Drew standing on stage with Lance, Hunk and Keith*

Drew: Good evening everyone! Welcome back to the show...after careful consideration Our winner for this evening is our very own mini comedian Pidge of the Voltron force!

*Crowd cheers at Pidge sitting in Drew's seat, Pidge replies with a large grin and makes a peace sign at the camera!*

Drew: And since Pidge is the winner...I go off with the losers in a hoedown!

*Audeince cheers loudly*

Pidge: Any ideas for a hoedown anyone? *audeince yells* Eh? What was that? Zarkon? Bandor? Oh! Here's a good one! THE NANNY HOEDOWN! Playing on the piano by the talented Romelle and the saxophone played by Sven and let's go!

*The hoedown music comes on and Keith walks up first*

Keith: My girlfriend has a Nanny and boy is she pissed just after I gave the Princess a French kiss. She got so angry at me but I know she won't killet, but boy did I get a lump from her number 10 skillet!

*Crowd cheers as Keith walks back and Drew walks in*

Drew: I never met their nanny but I better stay away...for a two years and a day! That woman sounds so freaking vicious her looks could break glass but I have to say that she has a nice ass!

*Audience laughs loudly. As Drew walks away and Lance jumps up towards the stage*

Lance: That woman is so creepy she sounds like she's from hell but since she is living here I say what the hell…but Nanny can be so strange and freaky just like the time I saw her wearing a teeny bikini!

*Lance walks away and Hunk comes forward*

Hunk: That Nanny there she ain't so bad...since she cooks the best meals I am glad but there are times when she goes to far and long like the times she in the shower and she sings the Thong song!

Drew, Keith, Lance and Hunk: SINGS THE THONG SONG!!!

*Crowd cheers loudly as the quartet bows on the stage*

Drew: That's all for this evening folks! Stay tuned next week when we have our special guests the stars of Thundercats! and While we are here we'll have Hunk and Lance read the credits as a couple of wild hockey fans! Good night everybody!!

*The crowds cheers as they watched Hunk and Lance screaming out the names in the credits. Then having Pidge and Lance joining them as tow more fans and then faking a hockey riot*

The End! :)