Hello Everyone!

My dear friend Hunk asked me a while ago if I could write a sort of list for his new fan club site and I was more than delighted to do so (frowns) but as you know, I am not exactly noted for my sense of humor so this was a really difficult assignment. I just couldn't come up with a humorous topic at all. A lot of time passed while I pondered; then the HRH site went live and I got desperate for material.

I went to the team and asked them for suggestions, Lance seemed exceptionally eager to help me put this list together but Keith wouldn't let him. (Sighs in exasperation, and then leans forward confidingly) Just between you and me, the stoic Captain can get a little hot under the collar at times. Keith really came down on the poor guy for some reason, especially after he heard Lance offer to help me research the subject matter. Men! (rolls eyes dramatically)

I don't understand what was the big deal about Lance's suggestion, really, even though I have to admit that I don't know that 'Top Ten Ways to Get Princess Allura to Kiss Any Guy' would have been that funny...(shrugs)

I was really stuck until I called Princess Romelle on Pollux. (Smiles broadly) We had quite a chat-and speaking of humorous people, I think she's in love with Sv-oh! I almost said too much. Hunk was right, all of you are good listeners! You made me almost 'spill my guts' as Lance would say. (giggles)

In any case, here's what I wrote, I hope you enjoy it. And for the record, I think Hunk is very aptly named. (smiles and blushes)

Love and peace to you all,
Allura

Why Being Part of Voltron Is Better Than Being With A Prince

Number Ten!
     Some Princes have offered me the moon, but I fly among the stars, so who cares?

Number Nine!
     Because I 'm the only woman on a team with four handsome, adorable guys. (Okay, don't look at me like that; I said 'better than being with a Prince', not four brave men, so let's not split hairs!) ~_^

Number Eight!
     Because no Prince could be wittier than Lance during a battle, stronger than Hunk, smarter than Pidge or more courageous than Keith. (sighs dreamily)

Number Seven!
     Because it really irks Nanny! (grins)

Number Six!
     Because the Blazing Sword is always ready when I am. (I don't know what that has to do with anything, but Cousin Romelle told me to write it down so I did.)

Number Five!
     Princes don't have Megathrusters! (Another Romelle contribution, thanks Roma, you're a doll! :)

Number Four!
     Because I'm career-driven. (Keith and I are a lot alike that way; which brings me to my next reason...)

Number Three!
     Because Keith is the commander of my heart and I want to be with him. Forever. Enough said. (blushes furiously)

Number Two!
     No Prince could give me the thrill that kicking RoBeast tushie does...

And the Number One reason that Being a Part of Voltron is Better Than Being with A Prince is
     Two words: Prince Lotor!