Top Ten Reasons Zarkon wears that avant-garde outfit
By Kyence - to send C&Cs, see the contact section
(Voltron and all associated characters are owned and copyrighted by World Events Productions. New characters belong to the author.)
Ten:
"I am secure enough in my masculinity to wear a dress...it's all about comfort baby."
Nine:
"With the cape, I could scratch myself in public and no one would ever know."
Eight:
"The cape also makes a great bib if I ever dribble wine over myself."
Seven:
"Do you know how long it would take someone to make me a pair of pants? I'm practically ten feet tall!"
Six:
"When I walk through metal detectors, I tell the guards it's my huge crown...it's great for swiping weapons through customs."
Five:
"The crown thing also works great when I go shopping."
Four:
"I have an excuse to kill someone if I'm annoyed...I'll justify it by saying they insulted my wardrobe...and kings don't tolerate trippin'. "
Three:
"If I ever have to jump off a building or if my ship explodes, it'll act as a parachute..and a king can never be too prepared for a power-hungry teenager and a giant robot."
Two:
"I'm hung like a robeast!!"
And, the number one answer:
"It helps my argument when I tell Hagar I'm gay."
Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear Witch Hagar Say When She Comes to Visit
By KittyLynne - to send C&Cs, see the contact section
(Voltron and all associated characters are owned and copyrighted by World Events Productions. New characters belong to the author.)
#10
"Blue Cat just had kittens...would you like one, dearie?"
#9
"I have a new line of cosmetics that you’ll just love! Would you like a make over?"
#8
"May I use your kitchen? I have a new recipe I’ve been wanting to try."
#7 "I think you’d look better with tentacles instead of arms."
#6
"What’s Compound W, and why is there a case of it in my room?"
#5
"Oh were those mice your pets? I’m sorry."
#4
"What say we go out cruising in my coffin ship?"
#3
"Hm, very interesting... I see Planet Earth seems to have a large supply of lazon..."
#2
"Prince Lotor told me he finds you attractive."
#1
"May I use your phone? I need to phone home."
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