Hunk's Top Ten Complaints About Riding in Voltron
By Lynne - to send C&Cs, see the contact section
You may wonder what it's like to ride around in a giant mechanical man, and then again maybe you don't, maybe you could care less about it, let alone listening to me complain about. All part of being a hero, you say.
If that's the case, why are you reading this?
Heh, guess you care more than you thought you did!
Number Ten!
I never get to drive.
Number Nine!
RoBeasts are constantly stepping on me because I'm on the bottom.
Number Eight!
Not only am I at the bottom, I am the left foot, so I can't even kick RoBeast, uh, tushie. Talk about being expendable! Sheesh!
Number Seven!
Princess shrieking in my ear when the inevitable stowaway mouse shows up.
Number Six!
Keith constantly cussing and snarling in my ear when Lotor shows up.
Number Five!
Lance and his one legged Voltron jokes.
Number Four!
Flat-footed landings. They suck, big time.
Number Three!
Those evil electric jolts that always get thrown at us that make us all screech 'Uhhhhh', or 'Aaaaaahhhh' in sequence.
Number Two!
The fact that we're always on our feet; Voltron doesn't have a heinie to sit on, in case you didn't notice.
Number One!
My number one complaint? Not enough room for a refrigerator!
Top Ten Reasons I Wear A Headband
By Lynne - to send C&Cs, see the contact section
Hiya People!
This list is in response to a frequently asked question regarding the reason I wear a headband. I reflected on an answer and came up with ten.
Number Ten!
It goes with my vest.
Number Nine!
Hair is kept out of eyes, which means a haircut from Nanny every ten weeks instead of six. That's a good thing.
Number Eight!
It hides zits.
Number Seven!
It's the source of my brute strength, take it away and I am as weak as a kitten. (Oops, I hope Lotor isn't reading this!)
Number Six!
Women like the 'Wild man' look!
Number Five!
The Princess likes it.
Number Four!
Pidge told me it draws attention away from my stomach.
Number Three!
Makes me feel like a Ninja!
Number Two!
Because it's yellow, and I happen to like yellow, duh.
Number One!
When a certain look works for you, don't mess with it. (Right, WEP?)
So there you have it...now please ask me something I can sink my teeth into...hm...like about a big juicy steak or something. Thanks.
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