**Shot of the handsome Captain Keith, in full uniform, striding down the corridors of 'The Hunk Club'. The door to a conference room opens and the Hunkster steps out.**

Hunk: (grinning) "Hey Chief, come right in, don't be shy! It looks like you're ready!"

Keith: (smiling) "As ready as I'll ever be."

**Keith and Hunk enter room to enthusiastic greetings from HRH members**

Keith: (shaking his head in apprehension as he waves sheet of paper around) "I don't know if I think this is such a good idea, Big Guy. I could be in deep, deep trouble if certain people see this." (holds up list)

Hunk: (patting his Captain's back reassuringly) "Don't worry Keith, the Kitties will make sure nothing happens to you."

Keith: (raising one thick brow) "The Lions are guarding the Hunk Club?"

Hunk: (smirking) "Well, yeah, them too, sorta. Yellow is, anyway...but I was referring to all my Kitties. **Winks at Hunk Club members**

Partying Members: (led by a dreamy eyed KittyLynne, chant:) "Go for it! Go for it!"

Keith: (smiling) "Okay, okay..." **nervously clears throat, as room quiets**

"It's an honor and my distinct privilege to participate in a wonderful tribute to an old friend. When the lovely Hunkateers asked me to submit a Top Ten topic, I resisted at first...but when they said 'Please, Captain, do it for the Big Guy', I just couldn't say no. After all, the man is an absolute rock, and without him, there wouldn't be a Voltron."

**smiles and shakes Hunk's hand, then waits for applause to die down.**

"So, without further ado, I present ...

Top Ten Things A Voltron Force Captain Shouldn't Do...

Number 10! Blow bubbles in the communal hot tub!

Number 9! Brag about the size of his lion!

Number 8! Shout "HOO-YAH!" when zipping down the launch chute!

Number 7! Gloat and flip off Witch Hagar when her spells fail!

Number 6! Give millions of on-lookers a cheap thrill but putting on a toga and running to kiss the Princess in the middle of a bridge!"

**Keith grins at Hunk, who is laughing uproariously, and turning beet red.**

"Number 5! Drop pants and 'moon' Prince Lotor from the Castle Observation Deck!

Number Four! Order the Princess to stay back at the castle where it's safe!

Number Three! Expect the Princess to follow the order to stay at the castle where it's safe!"

**Hunk grins knowingly at Keith, who blushes**

"Uh...where was I? Oh yeah,

Number Two! Run away from anything, with the possible exception of overprotective Nannies."

**Both Keith and Hunk crack up at this, as do the members. Keith eventually composes himself and continues**

"And the Number One thing a Voltron Captain shouldn't do is..."

**Keith squints at handwriting**

"Hey, someone crossed out my number one answer and wrote something else...I can't make it out. Can you, Hunk?"

"Sure, Skipper!"

**Hunk takes paper, squints, and then begins reading**

"And...The Number One Thing A Voltron Captain Shouldn't Do Is ...Say 'Hey! What about me?' after the Princess lays a big, wet one on Lance."

**members laugh and applaud as Keith snatches paper away from Hunk.**

Hunk: (shrugging) "Looks like Lance's chicken scratch to me."

Keith: (fuming) "He's lion meat!"

Hunk: (smiling slyly) "By the way, have you read his Top Ten list...or Allura's yet?"

Keith: (looking wary) "No...I didn't want to pry."

Hunk: (grinning openly) "I think maybe you might want to take a look..."

**steers a bewildered Keith out of the room**

KittyLynne: (standing and addressing the room) "Five bucks says Hunk gets Lance's desserts for a month!"

**general chaos ensues as the bets are placed**