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DAVID LETTERMAN: Thank you, thank you, and now, from the home office in the kingdom of Altair on planet Arus... it's the Late Show Top Ten List!
(Paul and the CBS Orchestra play a fanfare)
DAVE: And all the way from Planet Arus, star of fics like "The Long and Winding Road" and "Three Rulers, One Throne" which I read on this online mailing list called "The Keith & Allura Express," it's none other than the brother to Princess Allura, Dusty Anderson!
(Paul & the band play the Voltron Theme as Dusty makes his way to the stage amidst standing ovations and cheers.)
DUSTY: Thanks, Dave, for having me on and letting me read the top ten tonight. Without further ado, or further adon't, here she is...
THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY I LIKE LIVING IN THE CASTLE OF LIONS
10. The mice in the house are friendly. It's got a huge basement, perfect for storing all kinds of things, like grand pianos, coffins of past rulers...
9. I have a very short commute to work!
8. My other car is a Space Lion, but only when Captain Keith lets me have the keys.
7. There a HUGE-screen TV in Castle Control! (But I can't get HBO on it!)
6. Nanny's home cookin' ... best in the galaxy.
5. It's got a huge basement, perfect for storing all kinds of things, like grand pianos, coffins of past rulers...
4. It's a 12-bedroom, 2 1/2 bath masterpiece.
3. I don't have to charter a spaceship to visit Terra. I just have to say "Operation: Flying Fortress."
2. Nanny's cheese coneys... ALMOST as good as the ones in Cincinnati!
And the #1 reason why Dusty Anderson likes living inside the Castle of Lions...
1. Did I mention cheese coneys?
