ANNOUNCER: Welcome to "Arus Tonight with Dusty Anderson!" On tonight's show, Princess Romelle talking about her love life. And now, here's your host and your prince, Dusty Anderson!!!

[cheers and applause]

DUSTY: Hello, and welcome! Our first guest tonight is a relative of mine. Her hobbies include taking long hot baths, picking flowers in her garden, and pining over a certain Space Explorer I know.

SHOW DIRECTOR (Hunk): Hey! We didn't invite the Princess!!

DUSTY: I know! Here she is, straight from planet Pollux, Princess Romelle!

[wild applause as Romelle enters and sits down across from Dusty]

DUSTY: With it being one of the most romantic months of the year, who *are* you thinking about this February?

ROMELLE: Well, it's someone we all know and love, my lovable *hunk*...

HUNK [blushes]: Aww...

ROMELLE: Sven!

HUNK [loses color in his cheeks and does a double take]: WHAT?!

ROMELLE: That's right, Svenny and I are now officially going out!

[cheers from the ladies, grumbling from the men]

DUSTY: And why is Sven the one for you?

ROMELLE: I'm glad you asked... here are the top ten reason why Sven is a hottie, in my opinion:

TEN: The "eyes" have it!

NINE: His impersonation of the Swedish Chef from the Muppets is hilarious!

EIGHT: Boy, can he cook!

SEVEN: Him doing judo at six am really gets me going...

SIX: I fall into his arms when he senses a laser bolt is about to hit my head.

FIVE: He's seen the stars, and he says I'm the brightest one of all.

FOUR: He can give my annoying kid brother a swirlie!

THREE: His off-key singing is enough to drive a Robeast to tears!

TWO: Norwegian is sexier than French.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY SVEN IS A HOTTIE (BUT HE'S *MINE* LADIES, AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!)...

That accent... [purrs like a kitten]

[Romelle receives a standing O]